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The unabridged Bible is loaded with passages describing in detail such disgusting topics as premature ejaculation Leviticus ; , wet dreams Leviticus , 32 , voyeurism Leviticus ; damaged testicles Leviticus ; Deuteronomy ; people taking a dump in the middle of camp Deuteronomy ; hemorrhoids 1 Samuel ; , people urinating on a wall 1 Samuel ; ; 1 Kings ; ; ; 2 Kings , people eating their own feces and drinking their urine 2 Kings ; Isaiah ; Ezekiel , 15 , menstruation just about all of Leviticus , etc. And those are just from a few books I reviewed this morning. In fact, many parts of the Good Book are so tawdry that the Bible would be the first book hurled into the flames at our weekly book burnings - were it not inspired by God, of course. And children will be able to finish reading the Bible within days of the start of the school year. This will afford their teachers plenty of time to have students memorize passages describing the violence God inflicts upon sinners. Brother Harry Hardwick led a minority of deacons opposed to the abridged Bible.

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The husband must fulfill his duty to his wife, and likewise also the wife to her husband. Flee immorality. Every other sin that a man commits is outside the body, but the immoral man sins against his own body. But because of immoralities, each man is to have his own wife, and each woman is to have her own husband. Food is for the stomach and the stomach is for food, but God will do away with both of them.